Virginiabetts

What do evil clowns and potpourri have in common?  Nothing other than the fact that they are both colorful, smell like strange plants, and kidnap little kids to live in their van down by the river.  You know what I’m saying?  Potpourri is evil I tell you!  And potpourri catalogs are no different.  They are like drug dealers selling you the drugs.  Sure the drugs do the damage, but the dealers are the one’s giving it to you!  Don’t be fooled.  Potpourri is of the devil and it will weave it’s way into your soul through your sinus cavities and lungs.